Your class is as cranky as you are...
My class... journalism final year... are a cranky lot... and we were all at our heights today in our current affairs class... here's a taste of what happened... we were answering for a few questions she had given us yesterday.. of course.. none of us really knew what answers we were giving.. here's proof
Lecturer: What is lord swaraj paul's achievement?
Enthu student 1 (ES): He became a 'Lord'
Lecturer: Who give him the title?
ES1: The queen
Lecturer: Which queen?
ES1: Queen of England, o course.
Lecturer: Name?
ES1: Her highness
Lecturer: High-ness only. Who is the special representative appointed by Obama to pakistan and afghanistan?
ES2: Richard Hallbroke
Lecturer: Why for pakistan and not india?
ES2: Because Obama said so!
Lecturer: Name 5 women achievers
(R sleeps)
Lecturer: R, get up. Name a woman achiever
R: Mahendra Singh Dhoni!
Lecturer: Are you even in the class?
R: Yup. I'm sitting right in front of you
Lecturer: Ok. Next. What is ESMA?
*points at poor me, sitting silently*
*Me gets up*
Me: Essential Services Maintenance Act
Lecturer: Why was it used recently?
*Me turns to Rash, "Pssst! You never wrote that part"*
Lecturer: Well? I'm waiting
Me: Uhh.. akshully
Lecturer: What? Lorry? Yes yes, right answer. Sit down.
*Me sits, completely bewildered*
Lecturer: Next. What is January 24 celebrated as?
Class: World girl's day...Girls rock.. yay! we are amazing.. the government has done the right thing... super... whooo hooo!
Lecturer: Uhh.. sorry to disappoint you girls but its International Girl CHILD's Day..
Class: Cha.. just miss!
Lecturer: What is SWAT?
ES3: It's a place near the border of afghan and pakistan...
Lecturer: It's in pakistan. What's happening there?
ES3: Well.. the army there are shooting guns against people who are fighting against them and they are fighting for...
Lecturer: It's been Talibanised!
ES3: Exactly what i wanted to say ma'am
Lecturer: Which country recently celebrated 50 years of independence?
ES4: SRI LANKA!
Lecturer: WHAT?! Who did they get independence from?
ES4: That, i don't know ma'am.
Lecturer: Oh god! And you call yourself a journalism student.. your wrong
ES5: NEPAL
Lecturer: Nepal got democracy last year!
ES5: Oh yeah, no. sorry, confusion.
Lecturer: What other places are there?
Class: India, Pakistan, Bhutan, Myanmar, Italy, America, Africa *A says "I'm sure its some darn african country that we don't know about!"*, vietnam, cuba
Lecturer: I HEARD THE ANSWER SOMWHERE?
Class: India? Bhutan? Cuba?
Lecturer: CUBA!!!
Class: YES, YES ITS CUBA!
Lecturer: Which actor recently joined politics?
ES7: Sanjay's butt.. i mean.. dutt
Lecturer: What did u say?
ES7: Sanjay Dutt.. Samajwadi party ma'am
Lecturer: Who is sister Nirmala?
ES8: Didn't she get baptised?
Lecturer: That was sister Alphonse..
ES8: Alphonse is a kind of mango..
Lecturer: Why are you saying something totally disconnected?
ES8: I'm trying to figure out why a mango would be baptised while a nirmala would not
Lecturer: I'm getting out of this class!
ES9: Is that a question?
*Lecturer stomps out!*
28 comments:
yeah you are right... it did make me nostalgic... pssst... I remember that lecturer from somewhere... LOL... :P
Too much I say!! You need not use ur imagination here.. write exactly wat happened in class.. tat itself ppl will enjoy.. !
@ arv
lol
@ toorika
don spoil my fun girl
my doc said laughter is d best medicine so can i join ur class...plz plz...pretty plz...n i promise i'll write down d answers n pass them to u...wont sleep like R...
@ mayz
more than welcom :)
HAHA @mango!
Laughter is the best medicine, but sometimes even those meds run out hehe...
Keshi.
Thanks! Refreshed no end by being part of this class!!!
lol@Sanjay's ****!!!
Good going, and I guess some of your compatriots of the same Kind are now in the Media? That is why each of those 24x7 news channels are like right out of this class?
Laughter, they say is good for the heart! But the way the real media is going on, we are going to have too much of a good thing!! :D!!!
i would marry someone from your class only
anusha!
so far your best... your best is coming .. these days..
engg cls' are never ever soo interesting..Much of it goes unawares coz I ll b conserving energy.. :p
tc..I dont c ya on my blog..?? :X :(
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Nikhil
Interesting! Someone's blog is keeping me hooked like never before. Good stuff these days:P
And pls take me to your class!
Wowww!! Thats hilarious Anusha... :P
now, why am I getting a vague feeling that I might actually miss these RD classes once we leave college?? :O
Who is spoiling ur fun!!! I am talking the truth!!!
okay... ithu orey peter aa irruku..!! ur class totaly peter.. :)
@ keshi
lol... yeah they do :P thanks thanks..
@ usha
thanks.. my class is amazing fun ;P and we're not really this dumb.. lol.. but we have our moments
@ chriz
wow.. apdiya? paavam ni...
and thanks for sayin its my best :)
@ multi
engg is fun in alot of other ways.. lol.. i've heard :D
@ Arc
keep being hooked girl.. lots more fun posts to come :)
@ iyshu
yes, we'll miss her n you-know-who used to teach us current affairs b4 RD
@ Rakesh
not peter.. its pucca local.. teacher is peter so we turned peter
LOL Anusha... I lowe this blog post! We rock!
dhoni was the best!! hahaha... i still rem how RD mam reacted to it!! lol.. nice post btw
@ swat
yes yes... o course.. our class rocks!
@ phantasm
beatified, baptised, all the same to me :D i only write what i know.. objective.. true journalist
@ swetha
dhoni part was super.. idula r put hand up n all.. hehehe
yeah agreeably the BEST!
well I thought of this ESMA could be enthu student max Anusha :P instead of that Essential Service blah-blah.
@ abhishek
ur right!
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