What happens when...PART I



Your class is as cranky as you are...


My class... journalism final year... are a cranky lot... and we were all at our heights today in our current affairs class... here's a taste of what happened... we were answering for a few questions she had given us yesterday.. of course.. none of us really knew what answers we were giving.. here's proof

Lecturer: What is lord swaraj paul's achievement?

Enthu student 1 (ES):
He became a 'Lord'

Lecturer: Who give him the title?

ES1: The queen

Lecturer: Which queen?

ES1: Queen of England, o course.

Lecturer: Name?

ES1:
Her highness

Lecturer: High-ness only. Who is the special representative appointed by Obama to pakistan and afghanistan?

ES2: Richard Hallbroke

Lecturer: Why for pakistan and not india?

ES2: Because Obama said so!

Lecturer: Name 5 women achievers
(R sleeps)

Lecturer: R, get up. Name a woman achiever

R: Mahendra Singh Dhoni!

Lecturer: Are you even in the class?

R: Yup. I'm sitting right in front of you

Lecturer: Ok. Next. What is ESMA?

*points at poor me, sitting silently*


*Me gets up*

Me: Essential Services Maintenance Act

Lecturer: Why was it used recently?

*Me turns to Rash, "Pssst! You never wrote that part"*


Lecturer: Well? I'm waiting

Me:
Uhh.. akshully

Lecturer: What? Lorry? Yes yes, right answer. Sit down.

*Me sits, completely bewildered*

Lecturer: Next. What is January 24 celebrated as?

Class:
World girl's day...Girls rock.. yay! we are amazing.. the government has done the right thing... super... whooo hooo!

Lecturer: Uhh.. sorry to disappoint you girls but its International Girl CHILD's Day..

Class: Cha.. just miss!

Lecturer: What is SWAT?

ES3:
It's a place near the border of afghan and pakistan...

Lecturer: It's in pakistan. What's happening there?

ES3:
Well.. the army there are shooting guns against people who are fighting against them and they are fighting for...

Lecturer: It's been Talibanised!

ES3:
Exactly what i wanted to say ma'am

Lecturer: Which country recently celebrated 50 years of independence?

ES4:
SRI LANKA!

Lecturer:
WHAT?! Who did they get independence from?

ES4:
That, i don't know ma'am.

Lecturer:
Oh god! And you call yourself a journalism student.. your wrong

ES5:
NEPAL

Lecturer: Nepal got democracy last year!

ES5:
Oh yeah, no. sorry, confusion.

Lecturer: What other places are there?

Class:
India, Pakistan, Bhutan, Myanmar, Italy, America, Africa *A says "I'm sure its some darn african country that we don't know about!"*, vietnam, cuba

Lecturer: I HEARD THE ANSWER SOMWHERE?

Class:
India? Bhutan? Cuba?

Lecturer: CUBA!!!

Class:
YES, YES ITS CUBA!

Lecturer: Which actor recently joined politics?

ES7:
Sanjay's butt.. i mean.. dutt

Lecturer: What did u say?

ES7:
Sanjay Dutt.. Samajwadi party ma'am

Lecturer: Who is sister Nirmala?

ES8:
Didn't she get baptised?

Lecturer: That was sister Alphonse..

ES8:
Alphonse is a kind of mango..

Lecturer: Why are you saying something totally disconnected?

ES8:
I'm trying to figure out why a mango would be baptised while a nirmala would not

Lecturer: I'm getting out of this class!
ES9: Is that a question?

*Lecturer stomps out!*

29 comments:

Arv said...

yeah you are right... it did make me nostalgic... pssst... I remember that lecturer from somewhere... LOL... :P

Thoorika said...

Too much I say!! You need not use ur imagination here.. write exactly wat happened in class.. tat itself ppl will enjoy.. !

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ arv
lol

@ toorika

don spoil my fun girl

mayz said...

my doc said laughter is d best medicine so can i join ur class...plz plz...pretty plz...n i promise i'll write down d answers n pass them to u...wont sleep like R...

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ mayz

more than welcom :)

Keshi said...

HAHA @mango!

Laughter is the best medicine, but sometimes even those meds run out hehe...

Keshi.

Usha Pisharody said...

Thanks! Refreshed no end by being part of this class!!!

lol@Sanjay's ****!!!

Good going, and I guess some of your compatriots of the same Kind are now in the Media? That is why each of those 24x7 news channels are like right out of this class?

Laughter, they say is good for the heart! But the way the real media is going on, we are going to have too much of a good thing!! :D!!!

Chriz said...

i would marry someone from your class only

Chriz said...

anusha!

so far your best... your best is coming .. these days..

MultiMenon said...

engg cls' are never ever soo interesting..Much of it goes unawares coz I ll b conserving energy.. :p

tc..I dont c ya on my blog..?? :X :(
yyyyy????

Nikhil

Archana said...

Interesting! Someone's blog is keeping me hooked like never before. Good stuff these days:P

And pls take me to your class!

Moonlight n Magnolias said...

Wowww!! Thats hilarious Anusha... :P

now, why am I getting a vague feeling that I might actually miss these RD classes once we leave college?? :O

Thoorika said...

Who is spoiling ur fun!!! I am talking the truth!!!

Rakesh said...

okay... ithu orey peter aa irruku..!! ur class totaly peter.. :)

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ keshi

lol... yeah they do :P thanks thanks..

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ usha

thanks.. my class is amazing fun ;P and we're not really this dumb.. lol.. but we have our moments

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ chriz

wow.. apdiya? paavam ni...

and thanks for sayin its my best :)

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ multi

engg is fun in alot of other ways.. lol.. i've heard :D

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ Arc

keep being hooked girl.. lots more fun posts to come :)

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ iyshu

yes, we'll miss her n you-know-who used to teach us current affairs b4 RD

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ Rakesh

not peter.. its pucca local.. teacher is peter so we turned peter

BloggerMouth said...

LOL Anusha... I lowe this blog post! We rock!

Vaporizing Phantasm said...

LOL LOL LOL


BAPTISED!!!???!

BEATIFIED YOU IDIOT.

LOL lol

swetha said...

dhoni was the best!! hahaha... i still rem how RD mam reacted to it!! lol.. nice post btw

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ swat

yes yes... o course.. our class rocks!

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ phantasm

beatified, baptised, all the same to me :D i only write what i know.. objective.. true journalist

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ swetha

dhoni part was super.. idula r put hand up n all.. hehehe

ABHISHEK SiM said...

yeah agreeably the BEST!

well I thought of this ESMA could be enthu student max Anusha :P instead of that Essential Service blah-blah.

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ abhishek

ur right!