Resolutions 2009

After a 2 day hangover due to pizza mania (u'd probably know what kinda 'hangover' it was), i'm back to welcome the new year :) This is my 98th post. A couple more and my blog post writing turns 100! Oh man, even blogs get old i tell you, it's so sad.

Anyway... I usually never take resolutions, mainly because my brain forgets it the moment i make it. Absent-mindedness personified! Since i'm jotting this one down in my blog, i won't forget, hopefully (unless i forget my blog of course!). Anyway here are my top ten resolutions for 2009.

1. Sssssstttttt..........ooooopppppppppp eeeeeeeeaaaaaatiiiinggg ughhhhhhh........... JJUNNNNNK FOOOOOODDDDDDDD .. .Ahh i wrote it at last.. my brain was sending alerts to my fingers to stop me from writing this line but i managed to make it... uh... understandable.. now, the only left is to follow it.. sigh..

2. Tattoo all those things that i must remember to do everyday, Ghajini style. With a brain as warped as mine, i don know how i manage to remember to brush my teeth every morning (wait! I don think i did yesterday...... and today.... SHIT!)

3. Instead of KALPANA WAS MURDERED tattooed like a chain on my chest, i shalt tattoo I WISH MY HOD WAS MURDERED *in case some hitmen are giving new year discounts or helping others for free*

4. Stop insulting my dad on my blog... this is a tough one... since his image here is already tarnished... i dearly hope he doesn't read this.. I don't think i can ever STOP doing it.. i'll try to reduce it this yr :P

5. I will try to improve my murdered english. I was readings the 10th standard diary of mees sometime back and I HAD THE BETTER ENGLISH THEN THAN NOW... Showings what an undergraduate degrees in journalism doings to u!

6. Try to start reading non-romantic un-sappy novels. 2008 has been a mushy year for me. I don't know what has happened to me. I must've read 10 or so love stories with tragic endings! Oh man, i've resolved not to step into unknown territory this year. *hehehehe*

7. Dreams on fire.. I'm currently listening to that song from 'Slumdog Millionaire' (Which by the way is an AMAZING movie.. please watch it) .. anyway... i'm planning to set my dreams on fire this year, since i'm graduating and haven't still figured out what i want to do in the future. Ok this does not literally mean setting my dreams on fire... though that would conjure really funny mental images.... oops.. anyway..

8. Learn Hindi. Due to a sudden influx of hindi speaking friends and examination questions based on hindi films and political groups, it's time to arm myself with hindi skills to effectively battle and bull shit them all *shoots from toy gun and blows out the smoke from the front, hollywood style* If you can't beat them, join them!

9. Stop swearing! Oh man, i've become this swearing machine. I just HAVE TO SHUT THE F*** UP... oh SHIT! .... >>>> YOU SEE WHAT I'M TURNING INTO? I NEED TO RELAX... AND RELAX... MEDITATION.... CHILL... CHILL... CHILL... CHILL... WTF AM I DOING? (sigh.. this is going to be tough)

10. SMILE... I'm gonna use this weapon alot more often than i usually do. I'm gonna smile no matter what. Like my HOD once told us "You have to learn to smile and say NOOOOOOO". So the next time she asks me to get coffee for the guest lecturer i'm gonna smile and say NOOOOO


MultiMenon said...


cool set of resolutions U've got..Hope all of it turns out true..

Btw,*stop eating junk food..*--can u ever stop??I dun think so,I tried to put a full stop,FAILED..Its reduced a lot though.. doesn wish their HOd wasw murederd>> :p

Btw,ur check out.. :)

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ multi

thanks ... award :O

Chriz said...

smile a lot.. thats good.. and regarding tattoos.. mmm when you grow old, your skins will droop and HOD will appeaar like something else

and let us murder englis together..

all the very besht

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ chriz

*Smile* NOOOOOOO i already murdered englis.. now resurrecting it

mayz said...

LOl @ point 8.
wonder if any one said anythin insultin to u about hindi :P

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ mayz

wonder if you know who that someone is :P

Rakesh Vanamali said...

Interesting! I've never considered any resolutions! Possibly bcoz I dont stick to any ;)

Thoorika said...

I regard your dad more than you !!! I myself am gonna go and give him the link of your blog !!! muahahahaha ... !! Tats my new resolution.. become more evil this year .. ppl walk on you if you tend to remain calm and sweet... !!! I will help you with your Hindi resolution.. But let me warn you before itself... Am a bad hopeless teacher .. !!

Thoorika said...

And please brush your teeth everyday!!!!!!!!!!!!

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ rakesh

these are just an eye wash :P i'm eating chocolate now.. violation of resolution no. 1

@ thoorika

please teach hindi and yeah remind me to brush my teeth too

Chriz said...


and take less breaks.. i know you know what i mean

Vikas Shenoy said...


Haan thodi Hindi seekhlo. Tumhari hi bhalayi hai. Kuch madad chahiye toh zarur batana!

Too bad, Google does not yet have a Hindi-to-English translator. :-P

Archana said...

Slumdog Millionaire released In India eh???!
I heard the sound tracks. They made me float-ah, not literally!

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Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ chriz

no i actually do0n't know wat u mean

@ arc

haha.. no its not yet released :P

@ vikas

who cares abt google.. i got bits n pieces o ur msg :P tho i shalt not reveal it here for fear of embarassment :P

gerimox said...

ROTFL . . .All the best with your resolutions :P
Pls leave the englipis alone!Paavum it is :(

Femin Susan said...

you mean this is your 98th post.good job.

Kitty said...

Looks like this is one of the most commented posts of yours:). Good luck on your resolutions.

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ gerimox

i'm trying to revive english bygone :P

@ susan

thanks :) welcome to my blog.. keep visiting :)

@ kitty

i've already violated 3 of them but thanks :P

Anonymous said...

how far have u progressed? lol