Posted by Elithraniel Arawion on Saturday, August 29, 2009
Father P and I this morning just as i was shoving down food in a hurry to catch the train to college.
Father P: How's the food, edible?
Me: Dad, you be the best in the world except when you bug me
Father P: When is that?
Me: 90% of the time
Father P: Oh. You be the best daughter in the world even when you bug me.
Me: *smugly and tad sentily* ha! How often is that?
Father P: All the time!
Posted by Elithraniel Arawion on Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Father P is a practical man. Extremely methodical to the point of being obsessive compulsive and i am the exact opposite. So everyday he tries to tell me to fill water without spilling a lake of water. He walks to me as i fill yesterday and does a hip shake and says "Don't spill water".
Continues to shake hip til he reaches chair.
I am speechless.
"Why did u just do that?"
"For effect. You'll fill prop from tomorrow", he says
"How is that an effect? and how would that make me do it properly?" I am genuinely puzzled
"Well... you'll never forget that dance. And u'd do it properly coz u never want to see it again"