STOP! Or my dad will be mad!

Before this post starts, i would like to write a small disclaimer. All incidents mentioned below are true and any reference to other dad is purely coincidental. It is just a way of getting back at my dad :P haahaha.. oh yea, i finally told my dad that he is becoming famous on my blog.. his first reaction was


I tried explaining to him that it wasn't all that bad but he was convinced that i had made him a villain of many a sob story. When he finally read my blog (only one post.. u can't be too careful with parents around!), he said with a glee

"HEHEHE Not bad, i'm the hero of your post. You made me sound witty and made yourself sound dumb.. i like that"

Of course, i didn't show him the other posts where it was the other way round.. :P then i wouldn't be able to continue writing here..

Anyway.. most of you guys would be scared of your dad.. especially when he gets angry.. now, if u take me.. my dad's anger is kinda funny... i mean.. anger itself is not funny.. but the way dad behaves when he is angry.. MY GOD! i literally ROTFL.. not in front of him o course.. or i'd end up with a black eye.. but i do control my laughter alot when he gets mad...

I will give you certain incidents... and thou shalt also be part of my jokes.. o course.. not his...

The other morning.. i woke up late and was lazing around with a book in hand.. it was dad's cooking day and he was turning the house upside down. As i waddled in and out of the kitchen, coffee mug in one hand, book in the other... he saw RED

Dad: Early morning all you want to do is sit with a book. Why can't you help?
Me: What do u want me to do?
Dad: Bring those baskets inside. we need to clean them

(Me takes baskets inside kitchen)

Dad stands at sink cleaning tub and asks me to clean baskets in the sink! I leave them nearby and go to loo so that sink is free when i come.

As i come back..

Dad: Why are these baskets here? Take them out.

Me: You told me to bring them here

Dad: Now i'm asking you to take them out.

Me: Ok
Me: Am i not doing that?

Dad: Then why are you still standing here?

Me: Because you are still talking


Me in running motion: YESSIR!

Another incident happened when i was driving.. yes oh yes.. my dad gets FREAKING mad when i drive.. because he thinks i can never do anything right.

Dad: Put the brake

I brake

Dad: Why are you breaking?!!? You want us all to die?

Me: Didn't you just ask me to brake?

Dad: If i ask you to brake, you'll brake is it?

Me: Huh?

Dad: What kind of driver are you? You should trust your own instincts. Not others. If i say jump in the well will you jump?

Me: No

Dad: You won't? That means you have no respect for me. You need to learn to listen to what your elders say



Me: Gulp!


Me bangs car into a tree (This part is fictional, seeing that im' still alive)

Porky pig: That's all folks!


Chriz said...

you had running motion?

and it seemed like the vadivel comedy in friends...


Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ chriz

yen ni ipdi panre!!

Chriz said...




naaan enna pannein?
needhaan pannuna!

Arv said...

lol... nee romba mosam... iru iru, appa kita unmaiya sollaraen... :P

Swetha said...

hehe.. gud one de.. oru naal illa oru naal unaku iruku de.. naane vandu solrean :P :P

Usha Pisharody said...


Why are dad's so predictably unpredictable??

Loved your rant!

MultiMenon said...


Now,I get to kno wat ur stand at home is.. :p


Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ chriz

i'm not even talking to you

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ arv

shhh! its a secret ;)

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ swetha

ni inime veetuku varadha

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ usha
:P yes yes aren't they

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ multi

aiyoo :P leakings of confidential information hehehe

B Blurts said...

are u guys really this funny? been a while since i read yr blog! convey my wishes to Bujji on his job.he must definitely be a skilled chap to land one during this time. And no, i want spy. I have a funny bone too, right?

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ b

of course we're that funny.. and convey the regards urself mate.. :)

Moonlight n Magnolias said...

ROTFL... :)

Next time I come to ur home, I will definitely tell ur dad all abt the wonderful posts u've been writing abt him! :P

Thoorika said...


good good.. by the way did i tell you that i am coming to your house 2mrw?! :D

Keshi said...

do one thing. dun drive with ur dad LOL!


prabhu said...

Ask ur dad to blog about you! I've become his fan. ;)

prabhu said...

Ask ur dad to blog about you! I've become his fan. ;)

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ keshi

i wish

@ prabu

sure sure :P i think he'd have load to say

Anonymous said...
i have nothing to say.........

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