What happens when.. PART II


You travel on a bus with a sprained ankle...

This is an experience of a lifetime.... Everyone should try this someday. The recipe is simple. Fall down a flight of stairs and as you hit the ground, twist your ankle. Voila! A spained ankle in the flash! After this, book two interviews at two different ends of the city to keep you busy and decide to continue doing them both even though you can't stand.

This is what happened to me couple of day's back. I limped my way from college to the bus stand (YES, I had a sprained ankle)... my itinary was simple... i had to take a bus from college.. go to another stop.. take another bus from here.. reach a stop half an hour away... take the subway there... and take a share auto to the office where i was interviewing the guy... and things went wrong from the very beginning..

When i reached the bus stand out of college, the bus i wanted never came and i was already running late.. so i took an auto to the other stop.. there the other bus i wanted came.. it was empty and i was happy to find a seat where i could comfortably sit for the next half hour. As luck would have it, the bus broke down two stops later... fine... "bad day", i muttered to myself.. waiting in that stop for another bus.. another one came... it 'looked' empty and i got on it to find myself the ONLY PERSON standing in the entire place... every seat was occupied and i couldn't really sit anywhere.. my ankle was giving me alot of trouble on top of which everytime i looked at the people sitting, i turned green.

I think the driver had taken a shot or two of tequila coz that was kinda apparant in the way he was driving.. the bus swayed left and right, making me sway alot more violently on my bad leg, causing me to yelp in pain every other minute.. not that anyone there cared. To top this irritation off, there was a girl with external speakers attached to her phone, playing LOUD irritating music. Why was is irritating? Cause she was sleeping and the phone was playing away to glory! Even the song wasn't good!

Three stops later, couple of people got on. And as they walked past me, they made it a POINT to step on my WOUNDED leg so as to keep reminding me that it is still injured. I wanted to scream a thousand obscenities at them but of course, i couldn't!

Everyone who has travelled in a Chennai bus must've done social service.. you have to pass tickets and money from one end to the other... and it so happened that a lady's money got lost and I WAS THE LAST PERSON SEEN WITH THE CHANGE. God.. i first thought she had lost hundred rupees or so because she was screaming to that effect. Later i learnt that she had lost 'FIFTY PAISE!'. Oh what a tragedy! I got so tired of being yelled at that i gave her Re. 1 in return, wherein she effectively shut up and never gave me my change! Should've been my turn to shout but i didn't mind losing 'FIFTY PAISE'.

The conductor in the bus was the worst 'irritator' of them all. When he saw me limping on the bus, he asked me "What ma? Have you hurt your leg?"... "Yea", i told him, happy that someone cared to ask. "Ok ma, move little bit to the right. people are coming in no", he smirked, and all the gratitude i initially felt went away and i wanted to wipe that smirk off his face permenantly. And this was not just once.. every other minute he would ask me to move this way or that and watch my painful dance in the most ruthful way! God, i wish i could see him now.. i'd just... i'd just..!!!!

Apart from all this hallaballu, just as i was standing a tad comfortably, two kids kept running up and down.. worst yet, kept running around me too! I wanted to shake them vigorously and say "Can't you see some people can't even stand here? And your running about!" but they were too cute and i had to keept quiet :P

Finally the bus was about to reach my stop.. just as i was feeling relieved, the bus got into a burst of speed and stopped one stop ahead of mine, leaving my with a painfully long walk to the subway! WHAT A DAY!

And yes, it was an experience... you should try it too!

19 comments:

Swetha said...

haha.. nice day!! hope u get to see more such days in future :D :P :P

Arv said...

now thats some bad day... but hey we all have it once in a while...

and now I know the truth behind 'irritatin' :)

take care...

Archana said...

Laughings again. But city buses are fun no? One can gain enough hordes of wisdom from such heavenly experiences. I love traveling by the MTC buses, but rare do i take them:-( Lucky you, it gave you a post when u probably might ve been scratching all that Little excesses in your brain to be writing abt something :D

mayz said...

ouch ouch ouch!!!!!

this post shud have come wid a warning...stunts tried here are done by prof atheletes and shouldnt b tried at home or public buses!!!

BloggerMouth said...

I am going to try this.

ABHISHEK SiM said...

no thanks. i am not trying this. :)

and may you never get another such day even if it gives you a good post. touchwood.

These lines just set me ROFL:
"Voila! A spained ankle..."
"...so as to keep reminding me that it is still injured"
"..she had lost 'FIFTY PAISE!'. Oh what a tragedy! "
"painful dance" - oxymoron max.
"but they were too cute"

at first i wanted to put a ':P' at the end of painful dance above. but "God, i wish i could see him now.. i'd just... i'd just..!!!!" and I couldn't risk it. so imagine its :D.


@Mayz: lolz! I agree.

Thoorika said...

hmm.. how is it now?!

Chriz said...

why did you do that?

why?
ein?
edhuku?

asking all these kostins with full feelings

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ swetha

:P adi paavi

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ arv

hehehe.. yeah now u know why my status was as irritated as i was :P

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ Arc

MTC buses are amazing teachers.. i agree.. i've even learnt self defense there!

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ mayz

would you like me to add the disclaimer?

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ BM

all de best gal!

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ abhishek

welcome back!! i missed ur comments :P hahahaa.. and thanks :)

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ thoorika

i'm almost fit as a fiddle

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ chriz

why ore the feelings.. u also do n see

Keshi said...

ouchly hilarious lol!

Keshi.

gerimox said...

tsk tsk . . .Murphy strikes again!!
It's great that you can see the lighter side of things though.
In retrospect of course :)

samantha said...

i feel so sorry for u....I think i shd stop whinging abt the public transport in melbourne... :(