How to make a blog reader curious...



After much in-depth analysis and research, i have finally found out what makes you guys curious about a blog post..

1. Title a post saying 'How to make a blog reader curious'

2. Continue to not talk about it in the second point

3. Make people wonder why you are bullshitting by the third point

4. Decide to tell readers here that curiosity killed the cat, for no apparent reason

5. Give the climax away in the fifth point. Go on to point 9

6. Wonder why people haven't shifted to point 9

7. Write irrelevant random sentence in point 7. I had a chocolate mousse for lunch today.

8. Think about writing another random sentence in point 8 and decide against it as people would have shifted to point 9 by now.

9. Suddenly experiment with writing style and turn a romantic, making people chew their brains between what is fact and fiction.

10. Write two utterly romantic love-failure posts and arrange (pay) someone to comment saying "I KNOW WHY THIS POST HAS BEEN WRITTEN", increasing reader curiosity and making them believe it is real life tragedy when the comedy is on them :)

P.S. Some of you had told me you like the new me... are you sure you do? Coz she's not even remotely romantic and tends to make fun of anything and anyone around her.. psst! it could be you... :P lol

24 comments:

Swetha said...

HMPH!!!! U wil never change!!

mayz said...

was this post in-directly aimed at me??? :P

ABHISHEK SiM said...

mean wolfie! :P ;)

good one. now tell me how much did you pay?

having second thoughts - should i trust this post or the two previous??

Usha Pisharody said...

First time here :) Found the link on Rakesh Vanamali's blog, and you bet I go curious :) :)

Well delineated outline of sheer rollicking stuff!

Entertained, and would you believe, educated too :):)

Arv said...

LMAO... nice one... LOL...

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ swetha

yes yes that's my secret ;)if i changed u wudn't like me much dear

Thoorika said...

My my... How come the idea factory is out of ideas to come up with a NICE, DECENT AND NO NONSENSE post!?

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ mayz

nope.. not at all aimed at you.. or something might be.. then again u believe what u choose to believe.. now i'm really ranting

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ Abhishek

same as above.. read mayz comment.. me too lazy to repeat

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ usha

thanks :) welcome to my blog.. keep visiting...

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ arv

thanks :) :P

@ thoorika

what point are u trying to convey thru that comment?

poopi said...

omg!! i just lowe your new post!! its so funny! you started off a lil bit like hod though :p

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ poopi

ur right! i was wondering why i've heard that b4..!! lol

Vikas Shenoy said...

What is this?

Cha!

Rakesh said...

why did i like this post??? hmmm!! i wonder...!!

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ viiii

what is what? :P

@ rakesh

keep wondering man.. :P

MultiMenon said...

LOL... :D

meanie meanie wolf.. :p

Chriz said...

i am sure that you are suffering from verbal constipation.. just push harder and fart thru ur words in the next post..

Archana said...

Happa. The truth is finally out except that i din't get my share of pay.How mean!

ABHISHEK SiM said...

you seem really hurt. seems you are going through a really bad phase. it would be of no use to say lines such as "everything will be all right" / "have faith" or other consolations. hoping everything in your life becomes as happy as you wanted soon.
best wishes..

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ multi

yes yes, meanie :P

@ chriz

ahem!

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ arc

thou shalt be paid soon maa.. wher's my treat? the movie?

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ abhishek

don't expect me to pay u for tat :P kidding

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