Posted by Elithraniel Arawion on Tuesday, October 14, 2008
This is ridiculous but i'm writing it!
Because a mosquito can fly but a fly can't mosquito
Some female mosquitos have cool names like 'Anopheles'. Sounds more like a greek goddess. Not that they spread malaria... but still..
Because mosquitoes give you an excuse not to go to work/college. "I was bitten by a mosquito and hence i got malaria and couldn't make it"
They help when you want to slap someone *hint > maybe your boss*. SLAP! "Sir/Madam, i'm sorry but there was a deadly mosquito on your cheeks". Now, could you say the same for a fly?
They are amazing alarm clocks.... suppose.. for example.. your dreaming about you coochi cooing with your favourite actor/actress and u suddenly hear a "BUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!" near your ear, you jump back to reality only to realize that work began ten minutes ago!
They are a good tennis partners. (with your fly/mosquito swatter) "There's the sweep shot. Oh an over-the-head shot" "Nice serve!". "GAME!"
They are the best of friends when you are bored and have nothing to do. Play 'Swat the mosquito' with them
They are always there for you! *wink*
You can distinguish between male and female. Now, have you ever heard of a female anopheles fly?
They are your food tester. If you see a mosquito on it, you know its bad!