Why a mosquito is better than a fly


This is ridiculous but i'm writing it!

Because a mosquito can fly but a fly can't mosquito



Some female mosquitos have cool names like 'Anopheles'. Sounds more like a greek goddess. Not that they spread malaria... but still..


Because mosquitoes give you an excuse not to go to work/college. "I was bitten by a mosquito and hence i got malaria and couldn't make it"


They help when you want to slap someone *hint > maybe your boss*. SLAP! "Sir/Madam, i'm sorry but there was a deadly mosquito on your cheeks". Now, could you say the same for a fly?

They are amazing alarm clocks.... suppose.. for example.. your dreaming about you coochi cooing with your favourite actor/actress and u suddenly hear a "BUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!" near your ear, you jump back to reality only to realize that work began ten minutes ago!

They are a good tennis partners. (with your fly/mosquito swatter) "There's the sweep shot. Oh an over-the-head shot" "Nice serve!". "GAME!"



They are the best of friends when you are bored and have nothing to do. Play 'Swat the mosquito' with them



They are always there for you! *wink*




You can distinguish between male and female. Now, have you ever heard of a female anopheles fly?



They are your food tester. If you see a mosquito on it, you know its bad!

15 comments:

Moonlight n Magnolias said...

Bah! ur most ridiculous post yet de! its funny tho' :P

Scribblers said...

hahaha... :P yes its ridiculous!

Elithraniel Arawion said...

lolz :P

Chriz said...

haha.. but one question do they fart?

Elithraniel Arawion said...

when they come across monsters.. they do.. i'm surprised you didn't know that ;)

Chriz said...

haha
.. i heard that thet fart thru their mouth

Elithraniel Arawion said...

heard/saw/smelt? :P can you actually hear a mosquito fart?

Chriz said...

dunno... i would love to find it.. the last time i did a research to find that, i ended up finding the gender of a mosquito...

Elithraniel Arawion said...

bad experiment.. were u being a 'monster' here?

Thoorika said...
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Thoorika said...

I think you did ur exam extremely well!! so nly thinking of such ridiculous posts!!! being in good mood!!!

But rather than your post, yours and chriz comments is much better!!!

Mokkai!!!

Elithraniel Arawion said...

haha right! :P too much eensssullltt

VIDYA said...

lol! and how did u find it was female again?

bhawana kapoor said...

**They are amazing alarm clocks.

I swear :D
No seriously :I

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@bhawana

haha yeah ;P u never know when they can come useful.. hehe