Posted by Elithraniel Arawion on Saturday, October 11, 2008
I have missed the sunny side of me for long and i shall try to awaken that half today coz its been long since misty got back again.. so long its only been anusha cribbing and crying...
So.... i have study hols... and yeah... they are meant for studying... aren't they? Uhh... i guess so... but i don't know how i have managed to successfully while away 14 days without touching a single book/word... :P ... if i cud describe what i did these days this is how it would be...
I will not study today. I WILL NOT STUDY TODAY! I need rest from college. I need sleep. I need nutrition. Will start tomorrow *sleeps*
I have 11 days more!
Syllabus: Indian Consitution... chapter 1...nature and sco..zzzzzzZZZZZZZ!
GATT - God (please) Alter Time Table
NWICO - Never Will Indian Constitution (get) Over
APEC - Abdomen Pain Everytime (i) C
SAARC - Some Ass Always Rites Crap
The union executive consists of the president... oh crap! that bloody HOD... current affairs club... president...*lapses into depression*... book forgotten
Google 'Manmohan Singh trust vote'..... 'I trust u maaaaaa'... *lapses into deeper depression*
IPC - Indian Penal Code
IPO - I'm Pissed Off
I know you expect me to fail... i mean.. pass... but unfortunately... due to unavoidable circumstances i may have to inform you that your precious daughter may keep 3 arrears this semester... you see father... i wasn't born when they made the indian constitution.. so i couldn't really agree with freedom of expression since i had none in making the constitution... and because i did not have freedom of speech before my birth i have decided to shun the subject and take to reading spiritual books like Paulo Coelho... they give me 'freedom of mind'..
I'm sorry to inform you this but it is the current situation after in-depth analysis and research...
Crimes against women:
Indian Consitution syllabus!
Nothing less than 10 years imprisonment or Rs. 3 lakh fine or passing student without asking questions!
Oh man there's so much to study... oh god!! today i will study... i will put timetable:
7 a.m > wake up ... no actually make that
9 a.m > wake up
10 a.m > take bath
11 a.m > eat
12 noon > open book
1 p.m.> sleep
4 p.m > eat
5 30 p.m > open book
7 p.m > study online
9 p.m > eat
10 p.m > need rest so sleep
I studied 5 pages... enuf... sleep!
Shit! I'VE ONLY STUDIED 5 PAGES!
Mar dala! oooooooooooo, Mar dala!