V - Encounter Specialist in the FLASH
At the wake of terror in Mumbai, two important people of the country were in deep discussion on how the situation could have been handled and how easily it would've been to rescue the hostages then.
My friend V and I were discussing possibilities of her becoming an encounter specialist and saving those hostages. Here is the conversation:
V: My blood boils everytime i see terror attacks on my country. I was telling my mother that i want to join the RAF.
Me: What was her reaction?
V: What do you think? She laughed on my face.
Me: I would have too, had i been her. Why don't you think of something more feasible for you? Like sucking on your lolly pop?
V: Shut up. Am almost a year older than you.
Me: But you look like a 12 yr old.
V: That is an advantage. I have a plan all sketched out in my mind. A plan, had i been in RAF now, that would have worked against the situation.
Me: What plan?
V: I will dress up as a cabaret dancer and entertain the terrorists so that they're distracted then i'll shoot them all. *Makes gun noises*
Me: Child, if you look like a 12 yr old, they're gonna be disgusted. They may even say 'awwwwwww' instead of 'aaaaahhh'. They're not pedophiles you know.
V: Excuse me. Now i'm 20 and i look like 12. When i am 26 i'll look 18 right? I will look like a woman then
Me: You are right. So, if u are a cabaret dancer it means u'll have to dress scantily. You don't think they'll spot the gun?
V: Good point. I didn't think of that.
Me: Do one thing. Do cabaret dance and invite them one by one to your room. When they come, shoot.
V: Super plan! Cha i wish i could become a commando. I'll be the bravest. And when i'm killed in an encounter with a terrorist you'll see vidoes of my marching straight, looking all brave, in every news channel.
Me: Haha... Yeah. They will say "V took a bullet for the country".
V: Yeah. *dreams*
Me: By the way, why didn't you come to office today?
V: My mom told me she'll kill me if i step out of the house today.
Me: ROTFL! Hostage situation, indeed.....
17 comments:
Only the said V can come up with such incredibly genius plans. Although... you must first make sure that the terrorists aren't gay because they can be I mean they spend so much time together...
@ swati
point noted :P
lol!!! u let my secret POA out.. chaaa
maybe u should sos bby that v is on the loose. oh wait! i forgot! her mum wont let her outta the house
@ fancy
ROTFL!
Rofl!! I secong BM... only V can come up with such ingenius plans...
And in any case, there is always Elithraniel to help her execute her plans...
So Eli, when is ur cabaret dancing performance?? :P
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I second Swathi. Dostana effect:P
@ iysh
not me ma.. i'm only PA... encounter specialist is only doin performance :P
@ Arc
ha right!
watta plan!! V is one extreme and BM is another!!! huh... anyways both are creative ;)
V, it's too late now, u can't go like that n join the Force, then dance before the terrorists and shoot them dead... very hard...
But don't lose hopes, u can still be patriotic, try dancing after shooting... confused?!?
Lemme explain, a few have been shot dead, can u do a fast cabaret in front of the funeral procession?
anusha, u too can join her :)
@ franc
don wish to :P will giv moral support
@franc .. u think that we enjoying it?! just to let u know.. we very well on a reality check
@ vips
hey commando, see your mother s coming with the broom :P
This is not fair to make fun of a patriot in the web..lol
@ kitty
ROTFL
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