10 reasons why this blog has not been updated...

I haven't been here in a long time.. and won't be updating for a while.. actually only when i make statements like this i will update everyday :P .. anyway here are the top 10 reasons why i have been avoiding my blog:

1. I got myself a boyfriend

2. I'm busy with him

3. I spend 10 hours a day on the phone with him

4. He doesn't let me talk to anyone else

5. He is very possessive about me and thinks the internet will 'corrupt' me

6. He wants me to spend every living moment thinking about him (and is happy now that i'm writing about him in my blog though he is not too happy about the 'writing in the blog' part)

7. He doesn't want me to strain too much by thinking (ahemm.. not that i use my brain much anyway... )

8. He thinks i will flaunt him on my blog becoz he is very hot seeeeeee

9. He doesn't like chriz and lance flirting with me...

10. I HAVE A SEMESTER EXAM TOMORROW!!!!!!!!

P.S: I took a poll among friends on the first 9 points... they all agreed it was a very good April Fool's Joke... :| sigh...

42 comments:

Arv said...

Very funny.... :P

but since you have exams tomorrow... I will save the usual dose for another time...

but I cant stop laughing at #9... lol...

take care da... cheers...

BloggerMouth said...

I'd kill to have a boyfriend like yours... wow I am so purple with jealousy.

Mmmmhm. April Fools!

The abstract scientist said...

wonder why the idea of such a blogpost comes after the april fool's day. atleast that was the case with me. Good one.

Aruna Iyer said...

I knew rite from the wrd "boy frend" that this was a belated april fool's joke, wolfie!!! :D
Ur other frends were jus a tad too slow :p

Archana said...

A little late but worked all the same!

Archana said...

A little late but worked all the same!

Chriz said...

dubukku maaami...

Chriz said...

neenga orey dhamaazudhaan.. dhamaaz girl

Chriz said...

flirt with you?

i'd rather watch rakhi sawant dance or listen to britney spears...

:P

freeeyaa vudu maami...

MultiMenon said...

Hahaha!! all ze bestt for ur semester exams from today.. :) hope u do really well.I got mine cuming up too.. :( belated hapy returns of the day.. :p

Nikhil

Lancelot said...

@ Wolf...

you were fooled by Chriz and myself - you thought we are flirting with you eh??? Thoppi Thoppi :P :P :P

and suppose unnaku unmaya oru boy friend vanthalum- I will make sure he meets your dad before he finalizes how he wants to die...

Rakesh Vanamali said...

Lol! This is very funny! Good luck for your exams......on a very light & funny note.....I hope ur papers dont read the same as this post! ;)

ki said...

Hahaha!!! :D

Nice post!!! All the best for your exams. :)

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ arv

hahahaha :P thanks u.. my boyfriend likes u btw

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ swati
how does one go purple with jealousy?

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ aruna

oi padips.. over a pannadha.. i know u read it in between ur extensive study of current affairs :P

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ archana
welcome to my blog :) thanks :P lol it wasn't exactly meant to b an april fool's joek.. anyway..

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ chriz
so u've come out with the fact that u still listen to britney spears.. good boy

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ nikhil

thanks man :) same to u

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ scientist :P

it wasn't meant to be a joke post.. ended up being one.. either ways.. if it made u smile i'm fine.. hahahaha

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ lance
seri seri control.. i know ur upset others know ur secret ;)

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ rakesh
u have no idea what i wrote in my paper :P

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ ki

thanks :)

Jebaraj Samuel said...

hope you get a guys soon..

Karthik said...

Lucky u dint reveal I'm your boyfriend!! Keep it Safe!!

Mayz said...

good way to hide ur real guy...nice trick sista ;)

hehehe...all z bestz

the pink orchid said...

woho! :) i see a dedicated girlfriend..:)

Thoorika said...

Am not gonna commenting anything! idhula nee poll la edthiya.. ! Krrrrrrrrrrrr..... thu!

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ samuel

hahaha.. that wasn't the point :P me happy being single.. thanks though

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ mayz

yes yes.. i thought so too ;) glad u found out my secret :P

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ pink

hahaha.. ya yea.. very faithful indeed :P

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ pink
i'm faithful to all my bfs ;).. u didn't ask which

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ thoorika

krrrrrrrrrrr thu back at u

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Swetha said...

GRRR.. I AM THE ONE WHO WAS HIGHLY TRICKED WIT YOUR "APRIL FOOL" TACTIC!! AND NOW YOU STARTED IN YOUR BLOG HUH!!

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Mayank said...

very very koooooooooooooooooolll!!!!!!!!!

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