With friends like these..... who needs enemies...

As of today i officially announce that i might not be regular on my blog due to the sudden entry of an extremely handsome humanoid of the male gender in the flat adjecent to mine :D ...

This morning as i was loitering up and down the stairs picking up towels that my maid 'accidently' dropped down (4 times!), someone brushed past me on my third descent. I turned to face the back of the most handsome guy i've ever seen (in my apartment). Since news travels fast in the maid community.. i approached mine with much caution so as to not rouse her suspicion and very casually dropped in a word about a new 'boy' in the apartment.

"Yes.. he is that next door kid's uncle"

"Ohhhhh... must be 30 or so then no", i asked, inwardly hoping he wasn't

"No no... he's just 25", came an uninterested reply. But i was interested... very interested...

"Ohh... what does he do?"

"They put those sums and all no... maths ppl"

"Huh?"

"In a shop and all they are incharge of the accounts"

"Charted Accountant ah.. ok ok"

And i walked away from her as any more questions would definitely find its way to my grandmother's ears.

I spent the next three and half hours studying... with a xerox in my hand.... on the corridor... right opposite the grilled door to his home.... my eyes were plastered on his door... now and then darting to the paper whenever people passed by... that at the end of the 3.5 hours i had only glimpsed at the word "principles" .. "management"..."organizing"... "co-ordinating"...

After lunch i saw that father p and grandma were both fast asleep. I resumed my intensive study pattern for the next two hours until i heard father p shout about the water i had left boiling on the stove 2 hours ago!! Such intensive studying i was doing :P

By then i had seen him for more than an hour and adrenaline was pumping. I was so excited i texted all my friends about him....

But with friends like these.... who needs enemies... check out their responses...

BloggerMouth

Me: Guess what? guess what? guess what?

BM: What maaaa?

Me: A hot guy moved in next door. He's so hot i've been going up and down the corridor all afternoon.

BM: When can i come to your house for combined studies?

Arv

Me: Hey bro i got a new hot neighbour

Arv: too much.. not fair.. get me a girl first.. i'm the eldest, i have the seniority here on these matters.. not fair kiddo... ok go study

Me: ROTFL

Iysh

Me: heyyyyy. i got a new hot neighbour

Iyshu: wowww. Intro de!

Misty: Podi

Iyshu: hmpf!

Swe

Me: Hey i got a new hot neighbour de

Swe: :O I hope he's committed de!

Me: Go die!

Valia

Me: I got a new hot neighbour de

Valia: Hot you say? Maybe we could trade. Im bored of my hot neighbour... He's 6 2 if it helps

Boss: 

Me:  Boss, guess what. A good looking guy just moved in next door. And i've been walking up and down the corridor since morning

Boss: Too much... 

3 hrs later....

Boss: Stop walking up and down the corridor.. you are going to freak that guy out!!!

47 comments:

Vaporizing Phantasm said...

neh!


My neighbour is MNC boy.

You can keep your schupeed CA.

He can marry Amritha, and they can live happily ever after.

suresh said...

LOL.. I still hope he is committed! hehehhe :P :P

Rajani said...

he's a CA??wooooow..guess who else is doing ca ;) i could take some tips from him on how to prepare for ca final exams n all!;)

Rajani said...

and..ur so lucky..u knw how my neigbors are..:(

Swetha said...

LOL.. I still hope he is committed! hehehhe :P :P

Arv said...

NEWS UPDATE AT 2026:

That guy's family has decided to move again, far away from the wolfie.

[TOING]

Mayz said...

handsome guy...hmmm m sure he is committed...n if not...well hez gay then

Netika Lumb said...

Hey.. I just want you to know that you have a great blog..and more than anything else on the internet, you are among the few people whose posts I look forward to.. Not as if you I am giving you any news :P

Keep it up!

Thoorika said...

You never messaged me !! Guess I don come in your friends list :( And yes I do hope he is committed!!! Hmph... !

Lancelot said...

@ Wolf

You never messaged my replied wud be (Choose the best reply):

1) He will fall for you if he is a GAY;

2) He might be impotent;

3) Over confidence that a handsome guy will fall for you is not good for your health;

4) I don't think he is really hot given that you even said the male dinosaur in Jurassic Park is hot (the reason u gave was it has a hugeeeeeeeeeee.......................................tail I mean) :P

Chriz said...

did you find success in your hitting techniques?

Chriz said...

hahah@ lancelot

long taill

so anusha! you are into long tails huh?

ki said...

Ooh. :D

According to Murphy's Law, the likelihood of his being committed is a 100%! :D

MultiMenon said...

69 Flooring Techniques by Nikhil Menon...I ges u should read that book,its on the stands..and as for u,its just a mail away.. :D

I seriously seriously seriously hope he is committed..!!! :p

Nikhil

Moonlight n Magnolias said...

gimme intro intro intro!!!

Karthik Lollu said...

U dint msg me too.. See thoorika.. this girl is not considering both of us as friends.. she is avoding us.. :( SOB SOB!! Thoorika lets atart a new force.. AUNTY ANUSHA PARTY... oops.. typo error ANTI-ANUSHA PARTY!!


@Lance: Ennada work out aagadhu pola irukke??? Enna sight adhikka maatalam.. Vera try pannalaama??

ABHISHEK SiM said...

well, best of luck!
(yes it's not first april today.)

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ valia

seri seri romba scene podadha

Elithraniel Arawion said...

suresh and swetha

hmmmm... seomthing fishy :P hahaha

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ rajani
seri de ni ca student nu theriyum... and that doesn't mean i'll intro u to himm... hmmmpf

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ rajani
u hav RS for a neighbour.. hahaha! but he's also fun ok :P i'll tell him wait!!

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ arv

thank u bro.. hope u never get a gal.. hmmpff

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ mayz

wow.. so encouraging.. hmmppfff.. all jealous ppls :P

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ netika

thanks alot :) hope my posts do justice to ur wait.. keep coming back...
:)

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ thoorika n karthik
u guys weren't online when i was maddeningly telling ppl abt him... can't help it... o course ur my frnds :|

I'M IGNORING ARUN

IGNORE IGNORE

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ chriz

planning to ignore u too

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ ki and nikhil

HOW MEAN!! why is everyone ditching me here :( i hatings all u ppls

but don't hatings me or my blog ok

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ iysh
considering what ppl hav written above u are asking for an intro of a gay/bi-sexual/committed guy! :|
venuma?

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ abhishek

for once... true friend :) yay

Welcome back dude.. missed u here :)

Thoorika said...

You messaged everyone and told them.. you have mine as well as karthik's no.. so don talk.. ! Yes karthik I am with you..!

the pink orchid said...

this was one helluva post.. rofl!!

cute neighbour would be sneezing so bad.. he is becoming the talk of the town..:P

Chriz said...

inga ignorenu type pannuvaangalaaam, chat messagela romba flirt pannuvaangalaaam.. enna kodumai da idhu

Lancelot said...

aiyo aiyo - why blood???

Chriz said...

i am planning to give the red panty to ur neighbour....

Urv said...

So did ya make any progress ;)

If you want I can send more xeroxes and print outs to help you study :P

Think Tank said...

how about u invite me over?

Think Tank said...

:P ...v r such good friends

Arc said...

INTRO DI.:P

Arc said...

enna maranditta paathiya :|

BloggerMouth said...

@ All,
Anusha is just all mouth and no action. She tells us all that she is "pacing up and won the corridor" and throwing him seductive furtive glances or whatever but all that is bullshyte. She is making no use of this god given opportunity. So I think that for the benefit of that hot new neighbour and her own, I should be hitting on him. Please vote for me. Dhanyavaad.

PS: I don't give a damn if he's committed :-|

Rakesh Vanamali said...

so do we get to see you more on this space or does the privilege go to this new comer?

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ everyone

NO INTRO.. FIRST I INTRO TO HIM :p

@ CHRIZ
I WUD RATHER FLIRT WITH A 2 YR OLD

AND NO U CANNOT GIVE THAT THING TO MY NEIGHBOUR

@ FARAH

U R GOOD FRIEND.. AT A DISTANCE :p

journokid said...

LOL. Is he committed?

Anonymous said...

I think you must go and hit on him with an indirect line, do some small talk or something like that, instead of sitting with your blogger (in the name of god)

samantha said...

lol!!!.......rotfl!!
that was hilarious....any progress so far????

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