Posted by Elithraniel Arawion on Tuesday, April 14, 2009
As of today i officially announce that i might not be regular on my blog due to the sudden entry of an extremely handsome humanoid of the male gender in the flat adjecent to mine :D ...
This morning as i was loitering up and down the stairs picking up towels that my maid 'accidently' dropped down (4 times!), someone brushed past me on my third descent. I turned to face the back of the most handsome guy i've ever seen (in my apartment). Since news travels fast in the maid community.. i approached mine with much caution so as to not rouse her suspicion and very casually dropped in a word about a new 'boy' in the apartment.
"Yes.. he is that next door kid's uncle"
"Ohhhhh... must be 30 or so then no", i asked, inwardly hoping he wasn't
"No no... he's just 25", came an uninterested reply. But i was interested... very interested...
"Ohh... what does he do?"
"They put those sums and all no... maths ppl"
"In a shop and all they are incharge of the accounts"
"Charted Accountant ah.. ok ok"
And i walked away from her as any more questions would definitely find its way to my grandmother's ears.
I spent the next three and half hours studying... with a xerox in my hand.... on the corridor... right opposite the grilled door to his home.... my eyes were plastered on his door... now and then darting to the paper whenever people passed by... that at the end of the 3.5 hours i had only glimpsed at the word "principles" .. "management"..."organizing"... "co-ordinating"...
After lunch i saw that father p and grandma were both fast asleep. I resumed my intensive study pattern for the next two hours until i heard father p shout about the water i had left boiling on the stove 2 hours ago!! Such intensive studying i was doing :P
By then i had seen him for more than an hour and adrenaline was pumping. I was so excited i texted all my friends about him....
But with friends like these.... who needs enemies... check out their responses...
Me: Guess what? guess what? guess what?
BM: What maaaa?
Me: A hot guy moved in next door. He's so hot i've been going up and down the corridor all afternoon.
BM: When can i come to your house for combined studies?
Me: Hey bro i got a new hot neighbour
Arv: too much.. not fair.. get me a girl first.. i'm the eldest, i have the seniority here on these matters.. not fair kiddo... ok go study
Me: heyyyyy. i got a new hot neighbour
Iyshu: wowww. Intro de!
Me: Hey i got a new hot neighbour de
Swe: :O I hope he's committed de!
Me: Go die!
Me: I got a new hot neighbour de
Valia: Hot you say? Maybe we could trade. Im bored of my hot neighbour... He's 6 2 if it helps
Me: Boss, guess what. A good looking guy just moved in next door. And i've been walking up and down the corridor since morning
Boss: Too much...
3 hrs later....
Boss: Stop walking up and down the corridor.. you are going to freak that guy out!!!