Princess (not to be ;) ) Diary....


Yes, i've been reading Princess Diaries.... and yes, i take the above picture to be me (in my next birth)... yes, i'm on the haul for a prince... and yes, this is a SPOOF of the princess diaries books (what else can u expect from a wise crack like me :P )....

Ok... basically... if i were a princess... i would take up my nom de profile... Elithraniel... sounds mystic... and i would lock my diary like this... (I think the black lock is cute!)
Anyway... i would be too lazy to write a diary and seeing that i own the whole land i'd appoint someone to write the entry for me and make him/her swear an oath of silence... aahhh... and if they don't keep up it... chop off their tongues (That ought to teach them!)... and most importantly, i'd NAME my diary... not daisy or pixie or dove or a mushy name like that.. (though thats what u'd expect a princess to do!)... i'd call a name giver and sit a whole day with him and then conduct a naming party (like a slumber party) for the diary... once all that is done... i'll do in my first entry... supposing i name my diary Hobbes (Yes, i love Calvin and Hobbes... stop interrupting me...!) this would be my entry for today (lets assume i'm already well acquainted with the 1000 page.... thing....)

Yo Hobbes,
Whatcha upto?!? Yea... i got the same old boring things to tell you... i was woken up by 7 and as usual my maids were doting on me (Why can't they ever leave me alone?!), one brushing my teeth, one holding a glass of milk, one bringing in the morning breakfast and another making up my hair.... and by the time thats all done, i just want to crawl into bed again! (haven't you heard that alot of times!) After breakfast, i had to go meet Joe (my assistant), who gave me my itinerary for the day... and would you imagine... i had to go some spoilt brats b'day party, french and math class, be in three places at once for lunch and also have tea with my father, the king... then go for a couple of inaugurations... initially that was my dads job.. since the king is too busy... the only jobless person here (apart from the guards doing nothing other than standing outside the palace!) is me... so the work fell on me( DUH!)... I went for all these... after my bath and being dressed a 100 times by my own designer (they couldn't settle on a proper thing to wear!). Finally they settled on a beige top and a white skirt with a white scarf and black sunglasses to complete the look. And ofcourse, i always had to wear a smile! (Even when one of the bald guys at the inauguration stepped on my legs and my high heels were killing my feet!). I had to get back, for today was my mother's birthday, and a 'Royal' dinner has been arranged (how come people never ask me what i want for dinner over here!!?? I'm the princess remember!?!? HELLO!) ... I hate these dinners, hobbes... they're a royal pain in the you-know-where. My dads calling all the princes in the world... then couple of arab sheiks, some hollywood stars (i hope Brad Pitt comes.. maybe then i'll be slightly interested!) et all... and the worst part it... THEY'RE ALL STAYING OVER.... like a big Slumber party... (minus the pyjamas!)... i'm writing into you before the dinner coz then i'd have to go socialise with those nose running, glasses wearing, long nosed, obnoxious, snobbish, freckled princesses, who will want to play 'dolly dolly' and take my life out... Or i would have to wear a longgggg evening dress with my hair coiffed (that makes me look like a barbie!) and meet all the guests with a smile that started to hurt after a while! Hobbes, i'm soooooooooooo bored... I really want to just stay in bed the whole day... maybe i'll Feign a stomach ache n stay back from work tomorrow? Oh yeah, i remember what happened the last time i said i have a 'slight' headache... a team of doctors materialized before me checking for brain tumor.. i better not take the risk!!!! My dads calling me, Hobbes.... OMG!! BRAD PITT IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GOING!!!!! DAMN!!! THAT FRECKLED FELINE (princess of far-far-away... why can't she be far far away from pitt??!?!?) IS ALL OVER HIM... YUCK! I DON'T WANT HIM ANYMORE.... YAWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BYE ACE, I'M GOING FOR THE KILL... Au Revoir.
Pocahontas :)

P.S: Here's a new pic of me.... Keep it safe.. its from You- Know- Who...




3 comments:

Moonlight n Magnolias said...

Awesome de!!

U would give Meg cabot a run for her money :-)

Btw, invite me 4 d party, won't u??
Brad Pitt.. OMG!!! :P

Moonlight n Magnolias said...

And btw, I would definitely lock up my diary, irrespective of whether I am a princess or anything else!

P.S : In your link list, change my spelling.. its Iyshwarya! :-)

Elithraniel Arawion said...

hehehehe