Imagination on an over drive

You know those days your imagination is on an overdrive? Today was one of those days when you have non existant conversations with your cosmetics :|

This evening as i went to wash my face, i was struck my dilemma. I have 2 face washes; dove (which i purchased recently) and garnier. Ever since i bought dove, i've been using it and i've ignored poor garnier.

Statutory warning : Use cushion while hitting head against wall. It will help you vent steam and prevent excessive bleeding.

Today in the bath:

Me: *thinking* Let me use garnier today. Long time. Poor thing must b pissed with me.

*I pick up the garnier tube*

Dove: Hey, what are you doing? why are you using him?

Me: C'mon. I haven't used him in a while. Let me just use him today to show him that i still remember he is there.

Dove: Oh, like that? *winks* ok ok carry on

Garnier: Hullow. I'm right here. In your hand. Could you atleast like respect my feelings and bitch about me BEHIND MY BACK?

Me: Oops.. sorry.. *puts dove away* don't worry. I was just saying that to cool her off. Or she won't lather properly tomorrow.

Garnier: Excuse me! You just hurt my feelings. I wont either. Hmmmpf!

Me: Well, suit yourself. If you don't, then i use her and ignore you for life and throw you out when you expire.

Garnier: *shocked* you wouldn't dare!

Me: I don't want to remind you about the garnier conditioner that i never used last year.

Garnier: *gasps* oh yeah. The horror! He.... just..... expired... *bows head* may he rest in peace *Wails*

*Rubs a lil bit of gel on my hand and massage my face*

Me: Dude, your wasted. I dont' feel fresh at all

Garnier: I'm a face wash not a face fresh

Me: Wow. Nice comeback, Einstein.

Garnier: You just shattered my self confidence

Dove: I didn't know you had any

Garnier: You don't talk.... you... you... you... bird!

Dove: Is that the best you can do?

Me: Ok that's enough

Garnier: So who wins?

Dove: Me, like DUH!

Me: No

Dove: What? Then you pick HIM?

Me: *sighs* I'm buying lakme 'pure defence' tomorrow!

26 comments:

Swetha said...

hufffff!! trust me anusha U R IMPOSSIBLE!! but gud imagination thou!! gr8!!! i have to appreciate it! good one! :P

Netika Lumb said...

ha..ha.. great one :)
Some imagination you have, no wonder you're into journalism..you'll need this :D

Venky said...

i am speechless.Dove and garnier fighting for you, LOL it has become a triangular love story now.

Sindhiya said...

i have to admit i was horrified when u said YOUR COSMETICS. but i was so releived to find out that it was face wash u were talking abt. for a min, i thought my best friend had back stabbed me and was using the real thing (cosmetics). good post btw. and hey, how is this an non exista(e)nt conversation when it has materialized on your blog????

Arc said...

Epdi ipdi? epdi ipdi? epdi ipdi?

nee thirundavae maatiya?;P

BloggerMouth said...

Garnier and Dove? Whatte wow :P

The abstract scientist said...

seringooo, thlayanai enga?

Thoorika said...

Conversation with facewashes?! Is there anythin in this world ... on which you cant write .. a story?!!!!!!!!!!!

Iyshwarya said...

Shabbaaaa.... u r at the height of joblessness de!!!

And as if, dove and granier would fight for u of all ppl... lol.. just kidding :P

nice post :) :)

Aruna Iyer said...

Simply Kickass...Wolfie I wonder where u keep all this talent....definitely not in that big head o urs...:D

So where?

Kitty said...

Well enough compliments already. Now I post a doubt. I hav heard of ppl saying, when u mix up cosmetics that will affect ur skin :?

amit said...

Haha! I have similar chats with my deos, but I never thought of torturing others with it! LOL!

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ swetha

thank u thank u :P

@ netika

hehehe.. yea journalism is all abt telling stories from others' point of view.. hahahaa

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ venky

u are speechless? thats enuf for me :D

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ sindhiya

WELCOME BACK :)

And i'd never do that to our 'pact' hahahaha.. tho u broke one!

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ arc

o course not.. just like u :P

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ swati

*bows* i've gone to another level no? i know i know :P

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ abstract

meanie!

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ thoorika
i don't think so.. i can bull shit like a bullet :P

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ iyshu

what abt u? atleast i'm not writing how jobless i am and askin ppl to draw rainbows for me.. hmmmpf!

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ aruna

u dunno my potential :P

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ kitty

don't ask too many q's

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ amit

:P you just didn't think it was a good idea.. admit it.. not as brilliant as i am

Phoenix said...

heheh :)

what an entertaining post!! :) :P

nice blog... im linking you :)

Sindhiya said...

yeah i broke one, but for good reason and amazing results.. havent u heard??? there are exceptions to EVERYTHINGGGGG...

ABHISHEK SiM said...

lolz. the pillow helped at the Einstein moment.