Posted by Elithraniel Arawion on Monday, July 6, 2009
You know those days your imagination is on an overdrive? Today was one of those days when you have non existant conversations with your cosmetics :|
This evening as i went to wash my face, i was struck my dilemma. I have 2 face washes; dove (which i purchased recently) and garnier. Ever since i bought dove, i've been using it and i've ignored poor garnier.
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Today in the bath:
Me: *thinking* Let me use garnier today. Long time. Poor thing must b pissed with me.
*I pick up the garnier tube*
Dove: Hey, what are you doing? why are you using him?
Me: C'mon. I haven't used him in a while. Let me just use him today to show him that i still remember he is there.
Dove: Oh, like that? *winks* ok ok carry on
Garnier: Hullow. I'm right here. In your hand. Could you atleast like respect my feelings and bitch about me BEHIND MY BACK?
Me: Oops.. sorry.. *puts dove away* don't worry. I was just saying that to cool her off. Or she won't lather properly tomorrow.
Garnier: Excuse me! You just hurt my feelings. I wont either. Hmmmpf!
Me: Well, suit yourself. If you don't, then i use her and ignore you for life and throw you out when you expire.
Garnier: *shocked* you wouldn't dare!
Me: I don't want to remind you about the garnier conditioner that i never used last year.
Garnier: *gasps* oh yeah. The horror! He.... just..... expired... *bows head* may he rest in peace *Wails*
*Rubs a lil bit of gel on my hand and massage my face*
Me: Dude, your wasted. I dont' feel fresh at all
Garnier: I'm a face wash not a face fresh
Me: Wow. Nice comeback, Einstein.
Garnier: You just shattered my self confidence
Dove: I didn't know you had any
Garnier: You don't talk.... you... you... you... bird!
Dove: Is that the best you can do?
Me: Ok that's enough
Garnier: So who wins?
Dove: Me, like DUH!
Dove: What? Then you pick HIM?
Me: *sighs* I'm buying lakme 'pure defence' tomorrow!