Validictory moments....

Today was our valedictory function at college... as we sit trying not to fall asleep at the various lectures on 'how to be with your.. ahemmm.. partner after marriage' and 'being good home makers' and somewhere towards the end mentioning 'career women'... our college staff had us in splits with their amazing one liners (they didn't know it was a joke though!)..

HOI(not D): We have almost 2852 students in this college! ( i wonder if 2851.5 was the accurate answer!)

HOI(not D): I will give you four options. First, you can study here again for you PG; second, come back as a staff ; third, come back for placements anytime during the year, fourth; even for entrepreneurship and if you want to get married, please give us your horoscopes also (notice the math and the nakkals!)

HOI: Apart from placement cell, we will also start a marraige bee-row (pronounciation of bureau)

Head of some dept that i couldn't pronounce: I present the roll of honour of my department. Aarthi to begin with. She is a good fellow... (what?!?!)

Head of computer science department (in a surprising sing song voice): These are the 'children' who have done the department proud (tune it to 'in da club' by 50 cent with pucca indian accent) These' kids' will go a long way in their lifes. (notice the english!)

Head of nutrition department : I know you know me as a Hitler and a Mussolini. Now, you know i know too!! (wow...!!! We so needed to know)

And last but not the least.... the one to introduce her class at the very end (when people were successfully snoring or gorging on the refreshments)... my dept's head!!!! The infamous one..

HOD of jour: This batch is a special batch. Because they allowed me to experiment with them! (WTF!?!?!?)

23 comments:

Lancelot said...

me the first

Chronicwriter said...

were u a part of the experiment? haha

www.chronicwriter.com

roop said...

funny but wtf!!!!!!

they really talk of marriage set-ups at such functions??????

Shishir said...

Is marriage like a separate degree level course in your college?

Swetha said...

heyy u forgot something.. :P princi said, " i am sure the gals wit go "all the way" in their life.. LOL..
And werent these told by princi :O

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ lance

yes o course :P

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ chriz

yeah right!! part n parcel of it :P

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ roop

don't even ask!!! this was all we heard todaY!! god!!

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ shishir

i think it is.. would u like to join? heard its co-ed ;) with practicles

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ swetha

when was this de???

mayz said...

ah d experiment finally explains a lot of things

Lancelot said...

thats hilarious... now i know where u get all the humor from :P

//marraige bee-row//

what she meant actually is they will give u a bee-row as seethanam for marriage...antha nalla ullatha thappa pesitiyae "O"Naai...

Arv said...

Why do we ed up having such conversations and interactions???

well... who cares... we love them anyway :P

@ur HOD... Ma'a, when are the test results coming out?

MultiMenon said...

U must have been the first specimen..specimen elithra,cute name.. :p

Nikhil

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ mayz

what are you tryin to say???

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ lance

yes godrej bee-rww... :P very reliable

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ Arv

hahaha yeah and why are u addressin koshtins abt exams and my hod :P not allowed

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ nikhil

that is actually an interesting name :P specimen eli.. hehehehehe

Moonlight n Magnolias said...

lol.. but her calling the entire class on stage was absolute blatant hypocritical copying de!!!

If padma hadnt done it, our hod wudnt have even thought of it!

Thoorika said...
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Thoorika said...

The icing on the cake was Madhu crying in the end :P

Elvia said...

What kinda of an experiment :-?

Rash said...

hahahah! u can give ur horoscope to princi anusha :D