I have yet again successfully made people think i fell in and out to love with the sheer power of my words :P Kudos to me! ahem... errr.... hehehehehehe
Another Father P post coming up.... sizzling hot :P .... hahahaha
This morning, i woke up late (as usual) and found Father P missing. I needed money to buy some stuff from the nearby department store and hence went searching around the house for him. But of course, he had left for work. So i called him.
Me: Good morning pa
FP: You are calling and wishing me on the phone? How much money do you need?
Me: What an insult! How dare you accuse me of such atrocious things?
FP: Do you want money or not?
Me: Urm... errr...Yes.. need around 100
FP: What for?
Me: Need to buy a face wash
FP: But i saw 4 tubes in the loo cabinet..
Me: None of them are face washes
FP: Then what the hell are they?!?
Me: Urm... conditioner, softener... uhh... cleansing milk... and uhh...
FP: What? What do you need to condition, soften and cleanse? Your soul?
Me: You are a guy....
FP: Thank god for that.
Me: Now don't be a chauvnist, pa
FP: Are you trying to call me a pig?
Me: I never said that
FP: But chauvinist is usually followed by a pig
Me: Only if chauvnist is followed by 'ic'
FP: Oh i see...
Me: Now i might have to add it
FP: Forget washing your face ever, then. But you know what i just realized? i cannot be a chauvnist...
Me: Why not?
FP: Because I have a daughter who spends over Rs. 500 of my money every month to buy tubes of cream to cleanse, soften and condition her soul... which invariably will make her a better person.. now which chauvnist would agree to do that to a woman??
*I faints*
48 comments:
hahahahahaahhhha..it was fantastic.. rofl! totally.. :)
now that reminds i have run out of facewash too...where is Daddy dearest? :P
hahahahaha... can't stop rofl! btw facewashes are so damn costly? i never knew that...
p.s.: next time i will never ever trust you when you sing love in air!
100 bucks for facewash?! Lady.. no wonder your dad reacts like tat.. neengellam ore the costly costly branded face wash dha use panuvingalo...!!
Dads are always super cool.
My dad these days spends over 1000 bucks a month for my cleanse,tone, moisturize creams :P:P:P
Mom says she has to find a costly husband for me :P
face wash, wow, what about soap ladies ? ;)
"pig will follow only if chauvinist is followed by 'ic'?:P. I didn't know that. lol.
and quite naturally, the rest of the discussion seems alien to me - and I am not from Mars!"
what happened to good ol' kadaley maavu and pulichey thairu????
no-one uses that these days???
ROFL...
Cummon! Everyone uses a facewash! :P
Tell your dad that even guys use facewash now a days and gift him one. He will fall in love with it! :P
Oiiii... 100 rs ku facewash ah???
Chamatha kadala maavu, paitha maavu, thayir laam pottu face a wash pannu de...
appa ku epdi selavu vekkaama irukkardhu nu enkittendhum moni kittendhum kathuko!!!
:P :P :P
Hahaha. That was very hillarious :) Loved Pa's 1st line :P
Why don't you add labels to your posts?
haha.. ROFL matter..
ur dad rocks!!!
Haha! I love your dad!!! :D
PONDS dream flower magic!!!
I'm gonna work in IT
My GF Wolfie so so beauty
Lance boy naughty
He loves a Paati
adade
!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol... this is one of those things where I have to take ur dad;s side :P
he he... take care vaalu :)
Wolfie!!!!!!!!!!
U wash ur face????!!!!!!????? :o
*I faints* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:P :P
Gud One!!! :)
LOl! Poor Dad of yours.....this is perhaps the nth time you are battering him!!! ;)
@ pink
hahaha :) yes where is daddy dearest when u need him ;)
@ abhishek
:P thank u for the p.s.. and hahaha what a comment u left on my last post :P hehehehehehehe... "sometimes i don't know what to say" it seems.. ROTFL ;)
@ thoorika
read the first para... fashwash and few other stuff
@ arc
idhukku naane paravalla
@ anonym
who art thou?
@ Srini
perfectly understandable if u didn't understand it :P ur a guy too hehehehe
@ rakesh
kadala what? :P we use olive and jojoba oil mix.. hehehehe
@ kido
*Bows* ty :)
@ amit
\m/ you just made my day, dude :P
@ iyshu
READ THE FIRST PARA.. APPAAAAAA EVALO PER KU KANNU THERIYADHOOO
@ urv
i usually forget to label em :P my brain's lil screwed up
@ amal
ty ty ty :)
@ mayz
me too :P
@ ki
hehehehe yea yea me too
@ karthik
poi solradhukku oru alavu iruku
@ Arv
ur not taking my side :( hmmpf!
@ aruna
Aruna... if i didn't, u wudn't b able to see my face :P
@ rakesh
shhhh! :P
Yabbaa.... You spend a hundred bucks on facewash alone? I use only 60. :P I must make sure my dad reads this. :D
I've received my first tag... Do have a look if time permits...
Cheers!!!
Bwhahahahaha
**kowtows in reverence to the great father P**
my dog bubbly would have licked your face and made it clean for sure...
:)
chriz
:-) Dad - true role models, eh?
@ journo
solla maate! :| READ FIRST PARA
@ kido
wasn't arnd for a while... will do :)
@ chrony
thanks for the alternate option
@ anand
welcome to ma blog :) keep visiting
that was just totally superb...ur dad is the right one for u...
u lay ur own trap anu.......love u girl
hahah...
i stumbled upon this while browsing the net...
each and every post about ur dad is hilarious..LOL
Some others were really touching especially the one with the 'secret'..
Also, your experience with the couple in the bus was very similar to what I once experienced in an ny subway. I thought I'd write about it. But not now. You have penned it perfectly :)
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