The face wash incident

I have yet again successfully made people think i fell in and out to love with the sheer power of my words :P Kudos to me! ahem... errr.... hehehehehehe

Another Father P post coming up.... sizzling hot :P .... hahahaha 

This morning, i woke up late (as usual) and found Father P missing. I needed money to buy some stuff from the nearby department store and hence went searching around the house for him. But of course, he had left for work. So i called him.

Me: Good morning pa

FP: You are calling and wishing me on the phone? How much money do you need?

Me: What an insult! How dare you accuse me of such atrocious things?

FP: Do you want money or not?

Me: Urm... errr...Yes.. need around 100 

FP: What for?

Me: Need to buy a face wash

FP: But i saw 4 tubes in the loo cabinet..

Me: None of them are face washes

FP: Then what the hell are they?!?

Me: Urm... conditioner, softener... uhh... cleansing milk... and uhh...

FP: What? What do you need to condition, soften and cleanse? Your soul?

Me: You are a guy....

FP: Thank god for that.

Me: Now don't be a chauvnist, pa

FP: Are you trying to call me a pig?

Me: I never said that

FP: But chauvinist is usually followed by a pig

Me: Only if chauvnist is followed by 'ic'

FP: Oh i see...

Me:  Now i might have to add it

FP: Forget washing your face ever, then. But you know what i  just realized? i cannot be a chauvnist...

Me: Why not?

FP: Because I have a daughter who spends over Rs. 500 of my money every month to buy tubes of cream to cleanse, soften and condition her soul... which invariably will make her a better person.. now which chauvnist would agree to do that to a woman??

*I faints*

48 comments:

The Pink Orchid said...

hahahahahaahhhha..it was fantastic.. rofl! totally.. :)

now that reminds i have run out of facewash too...where is Daddy dearest? :P

ABHISHEK SiM said...

hahahahaha... can't stop rofl! btw facewashes are so damn costly? i never knew that...

p.s.: next time i will never ever trust you when you sing love in air!

Thoorika said...

100 bucks for facewash?! Lady.. no wonder your dad reacts like tat.. neengellam ore the costly costly branded face wash dha use panuvingalo...!!

Arc said...

Dads are always super cool.
My dad these days spends over 1000 bucks a month for my cleanse,tone, moisturize creams :P:P:P
Mom says she has to find a costly husband for me :P

Anonymous said...

face wash, wow, what about soap ladies ? ;)

The Poltergeist said...
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Srini said...

"pig will follow only if chauvinist is followed by 'ic'?:P. I didn't know that. lol.

and quite naturally, the rest of the discussion seems alien to me - and I am not from Mars!"

Rakesh said...

what happened to good ol' kadaley maavu and pulichey thairu????

no-one uses that these days???

Kido said...

ROFL...

amit said...

Cummon! Everyone uses a facewash! :P
Tell your dad that even guys use facewash now a days and gift him one. He will fall in love with it! :P

Moonlight n Magnolias said...

Oiiii... 100 rs ku facewash ah???

Chamatha kadala maavu, paitha maavu, thayir laam pottu face a wash pannu de...

appa ku epdi selavu vekkaama irukkardhu nu enkittendhum moni kittendhum kathuko!!!

:P :P :P

Urv said...

Hahaha. That was very hillarious :) Loved Pa's 1st line :P

Why don't you add labels to your posts?

Amal Bose said...

haha.. ROFL matter..

Mayz said...

ur dad rocks!!!

ki said...

Haha! I love your dad!!! :D

Karthik said...

PONDS dream flower magic!!!

I'm gonna work in IT

My GF Wolfie so so beauty

Lance boy naughty

He loves a Paati

adade

!!!!!!!!!!!!

Arv said...

lol... this is one of those things where I have to take ur dad;s side :P

he he... take care vaalu :)

Aruna Iyer said...

Wolfie!!!!!!!!!!
U wash ur face????!!!!!!????? :o
*I faints* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:P :P

Gud One!!! :)

Rakesh Vanamali said...

LOl! Poor Dad of yours.....this is perhaps the nth time you are battering him!!! ;)

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ pink
hahaha :) yes where is daddy dearest when u need him ;)

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ abhishek

:P thank u for the p.s.. and hahaha what a comment u left on my last post :P hehehehehehehe... "sometimes i don't know what to say" it seems.. ROTFL ;)

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ thoorika

read the first para... fashwash and few other stuff

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ arc

idhukku naane paravalla

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ anonym

who art thou?

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ Srini

perfectly understandable if u didn't understand it :P ur a guy too hehehehe

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ rakesh

kadala what? :P we use olive and jojoba oil mix.. hehehehe

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ kido

*Bows* ty :)

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ amit

\m/ you just made my day, dude :P

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ iyshu

READ THE FIRST PARA.. APPAAAAAA EVALO PER KU KANNU THERIYADHOOO

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ urv

i usually forget to label em :P my brain's lil screwed up

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ amal

ty ty ty :)

@ mayz

me too :P

@ ki
hehehehe yea yea me too

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ karthik

poi solradhukku oru alavu iruku

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ Arv

ur not taking my side :( hmmpf!

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ aruna
Aruna... if i didn't, u wudn't b able to see my face :P

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ rakesh

shhhh! :P

journokid said...

Yabbaa.... You spend a hundred bucks on facewash alone? I use only 60. :P I must make sure my dad reads this. :D

Kido said...

I've received my first tag... Do have a look if time permits...
Cheers!!!

Vaporizing Phantasm said...

Bwhahahahaha


**kowtows in reverence to the great father P**

Chronicwriter said...

my dog bubbly would have licked your face and made it clean for sure...
:)

chriz

Anand said...

:-) Dad - true role models, eh?

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ journo
solla maate! :| READ FIRST PARA

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ kido

wasn't arnd for a while... will do :)

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ chrony

thanks for the alternate option

@ anand
welcome to ma blog :) keep visiting

samantha said...

that was just totally superb...ur dad is the right one for u...
u lay ur own trap anu.......love u girl

..vipenn..Singh said...

hahah...
i stumbled upon this while browsing the net...
each and every post about ur dad is hilarious..LOL
Some others were really touching especially the one with the 'secret'..
Also, your experience with the couple in the bus was very similar to what I once experienced in an ny subway. I thought I'd write about it. But not now. You have penned it perfectly :)

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Pavey said...

@ karthik poi solradhukku oru alavu iruku