Pune diaries PART I



Yellows everyone... I'M BACK! not very successfully but in one piece atleast :) After 3 days of utter madness.. i'm here to unleash all those little adventures i had.... and boy, did i have some... anyway.. here they r..

PART I - MUSINGS OF A FIRST TIME FLIER

The last time i stepped into a flight... i was 3... of course, i don't remember anything about it except few vague memories of how it looked inside and how i remembered a guy laughing at me because i "looked cute reading a newspaper upside down"... the guy should try deciphering news when he's 3 yrs old! Anyway, after 16.5 (yes, i AM NOT 20 yet), i got onto a flight to Pune, kinda bummed that it was only an hour and half journey but wanting to have fun on it all the same!

After a string of clumsy events (i won't mention what here for protection of what is left of self image) and my name being destroyed in the boarding pass, i boarded the flight and my friends N and P and sat down in peace... not for long though..

There was a couple sitting before us... the guy must've been 60 and the girl around 30 max.. and it seemed they were on their 'honeymoon' coz the guy was all show.. putting his hands around his young bride... pulling her close.. and i guess it was her first flight coz he was buying everything that the air hostesses brought and made a show of loudly telling his wife that he wud do anything and give her whatever she wants (at this juncture, one of my friends literally choked).. also there were 3 arab guys in the row behind and they scared the shit out of another friend with their loud jokes and incessant chatter... "i'm not scared of dying on the plane.. but i'm scared of travelling with them", she commented later...

Anyway, as the flight took off, the guy in front was busy showing his wife the sky and the clouds though none of us could comprehend what he was so intently showing her coz it was night and all we cud see was the dark night (not knight.. sigh :( )... P and I resigned to read a book in between his sweet nothings to his wife and the arab guys on-going chatter (which seemed to charm the air hostesses as it kept them giggling continuously).

Half way through we felt the seats before us creaking. And N, who was sitting near the window, had an expression of horror on her face. Wondering what was wrong P and I peeped in front only to get similar expressions. The 'couple' in front was making out. Actually, it was more like the guy mauling himself on the woman! The poor guy sitting next to them was averting his eyes and trying his best to look away. And the worst part was that they were so loud even the arab guys heard it... well... you could imagine what happened after that..

We didn't understand arabic but the loud smooching sounds those guys made sent us into fits of giggles causing the guy in front to turn red. Moreover, since he was chatting in hindi throughout the flight, we assumed he was a north indian and began jeering loudly in tamil.. we spoke loudly abt how irritating it was to hear people kissing in public.. i was only making comments silently but P went alot further and commented on how young his wife was and all... and at the end of the flight, just as we were about to move out of the plane, the man approached us..

"Would you like some tirupathi prasad, since i see you are also chennai-ites?", he spoke in tamil offering us laddoo... P and my mouths dropped open... we were so embarassed we avoided eye contact with him the rest of the night until we ran straight into N's aunt's car that was waiting for us at the airport!

P.S: The pilot on board when i went to Pune was super.. and even better when i was coming back.. the guy was literally singing with cheer at 5 in the morning, with most passengers fast asleep... "Prepare for laaaaaaaanddddddddinnnnggggg", he shouted, waking alot of them and making them grumble like crazy... he was spanish i'm guessing coz his accent was spanish and his name sounded spanish too though i've forgotten what it is... Since i was one of the two ppl who were still awake, i was likings his cheerful attitudes... :D hehe.. the last line was deliberate. Ok ta.. lots more to write.. will do so in the coming days

P.P.S: Met Burkha Dutt :)

17 comments:

MultiMenon said...

Makin out in the plane??It takes a lot to blv em actually.I ve seen a couple makin out in Sentosa,singapore and the look on my dad's face said soo much more....So,u ended up wid lotsa gyaaaan.. :p

Anyways,no mention of how SNAP went??And wow,u met barkha??aaaaahhh... :(

Have a nice tym.. :D

Nikhil

Arv said...

lol... that seems to be quite an adventure... talk to ya soon... take care... cheers...

Rakesh Vanamali said...

So you came to Pune???? Thats where I am currently ;)

I laughed out loud reading the "making out in the plane" part!

mayz said...

u didnt mention my good luck call :((
how was ur intv??

Swetha said...

hhaha.. nice one.. how was the interview... mention tat 1st... wat is this maaa ??? :O :P

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ multi

wow :P yes lot of gyaan!! next post abt the interview~!

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ arv

yes what an adventure!

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ rakesh

seriously? ur at pune? had i known wud've met up wid ya

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ mayz

ohhh yea!!! how cud i forget ur call!!! :)hahahahaha rite before i got to the airport! timing, i say

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ swetha

next post ma.. b patient

Archana said...

nalla story solra nee;P
Barkha? I liked her a long time back. Not anymore. Not after that horrendous 26/11 reporting!

dark 'knighta'?:P MBA padika poo nu sonna, dark knightam.. make outaam:P:P

Rakesh said...

how is it that everybody else except me gets to see the stereotypes??? are u making this up?? did u put them there??? :)

Thoorika said...

I can very well guess who would have choked on tat dialogue!! and i think you hav missed lots of imp parts which you better tell me in person!!!!

vidya said...

:) :) wen 'p' told me abt the making out thing i was jus thinking there d be a post on ur trip! and boy was i rght!

VIDYA said...

:) :) wen 'p' told me abt the making out thing i was jus thinking there d be a post on ur trip! and boy was i rght!

Keshi said...

WB girl!

**'couple' in front was making out.

always happens in-flight. I just yawn when I see em lol!

Keshi.

Chriz said...

a making out couple in the plane.. wy dint u jump in between them?

am back girl.. with a song