Bad time of india

Here are the answers to my intimate questions (ones that i need answers to desperately) at fortune teller genius (facebook) and the magic ball.. both seem to have decided that i must never be happy :|

Fortune teller

Q: Will i stop biting my nails?
A: Yes of course

Q: Will my cute neighbour like me? like EVER?
A: Hmmm.. nope..

Q: Are you mad?
A: No

Q: Will i get first rank in college?
A: Of course not!

Q: Will i dominate the world?
A: Yes, definitely (this one i liked! :P )

Q: You sure that guy won't like me?
A: Don't waste your time on it ( :|)

Magic 8 ball:

Q: Will i get good marks in this assignment i just slogged on?
A: Outcasts say 25% (:( )

Q: Will i marry a hot guy?
A: My sources say no (Damn it!)

Q: Should i believe you?
A: I think so

Q: Are you sure?
A: All sources point to yes.

Q: Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
A: Yes (!!?!??!?!? :O )

There.. even a magic 8 ball has a partner :|

15 comments:

Aditya said...

//There.. even a magic 8 ball has a partner :|//

Hilarious line to finish a funy post :D

The abstract scientist said...

hehehe, yeah, some balls have partners!

Netika Lumb said...

Like always!
Your blog is always a pleasure to read :)

vEnKy said...

the questions you ask, OMG. Who is that special guy u didnt temme :)

Rakesh Vanamali said...

lol! Sure must hav upset U :D

Toon India said...

lolz..nice blog

Vaporizing Phantasm said...

Router is new modem. please Elucidate. btw. loved father P's kandhal saamy comment. and facebook is right. ure lesbin and you need to come to terms with it.

Its not posible that someone like you is not committed when a dickhead like me IS.
Actually, it IS possible :P

Oh well, Im on my way!

Elithraniel Arawion said...

@ vaish

atleast u admit u r a dickhead :P and I'M NOT LESBIAN, you BISEXUAL FEMINISTic PIG... IDIOT...

Vaporizing Phantasm said...

lol chk facebook NOW

ABHISHEK SiM said...

lol!

MultiMenon said...

hehe.. I am soo happy.. I tried out anothetr question with your name on fortune teller,..And i got a sexy answer..shall I put it up?? :P

Take care eli.. :P

Love,
Nikhil

Sorcerer said...

wow! hilarious
Loved reading your blog

India 365 said...

Your article is fabulously awesome!!
And I'm extremely pleased to know that you are from chennai.

Glad to meet you Sonia!!

swetha said...

i am happy for ur neighbour :P :P so as it say plz don waste ur time on tat ( i lowed tis! :P ).. hehe good one again!!

swetha said...

i am happy for ur neighbour :P :P so as it says plz don waste ur time on tat ( i lowed tis! :P ).. hehe good one again!!