Lowe letter

After a looooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggg time i'm writing in... due to no time (and basically laziness!)I have thoroughly ignored my bloggie (lmao!). i hereby present the belated Valentine's Day special..... LOWE letter by a manager (who has a habit of explaining EVERYTHING in nonsense english) to a gal (DUH!)
14 feb 08
From,
Rajesh,
1224,rojio road,
OFJGPJPO.,
Chennai

To,
Anitha,
Table before my table

Deer Lowes Anitha,
This is Rajesh who is writing you lowe litter (oops, letter)! Are you in the well? I am also in the well. Thank you. Father and mother ok? I just wanting your Friandship and LOWESHIP. Since it is being the Valentines day, which is also called as Lover's day, i am thinking about telling you about what i feeling for you.

Anitha, you are such a stoler. U stoling my heart and now it gone! I not finding it and now difficult to do anything, even live. I sincerely requesting you to finding it for me inside you and returning to me as soon as possible.

I am 29, illegible bachelor, who is not married and wanting wife. I applying in different areas but all getting rejected. Ore the shy is coming. I am the loving you since the day i saw you one week back sitting in the front of me. You are looking very the bootiful with nice long oily hair with flowers. I likeing you so much i loving you. I wanting to marry you. What u say? Will you marry me? I the looking forward for favorable reply.

Thanking you,

Yours Sincerely,
Rajesh

3 comments:

Moonlight n Magnolias said...

ROFL!!!

VIDYA said...

Rajesh,

it s stunner opurunitu u given me , i am plessed with lowes now, nything more i need in life? we can now rome aroung the areas of the taj mahel, and write lowes pomes. and eat thayir sadam while feeling the atmosphere at te beach, we will have 2 daughters too, both will be girls, ohh i am soo griled.

thankfooly
ani (Pinky coming cheeky)

Elithraniel Arawion said...

oh yes, my dear loving ani... i would love the holiday to the mahal, which is being the symbol of the lowes... but i don't like thayir sadam much, what about sambar sadam darling?> Shall we packings it from M.O.P canteen? it will be nice and cheap :) our two daughter girls will the study in nice girls school so that there will only be girls there! oh i'm on the top of the earth now! thank you for favourable reply